I didn't mean it, though. If learning from your mistakes is character-building, then I came home a much richer person, and I've been to numerous shows since that first one. The Boat Show is now one of the big events of the year for me, and I wouldn't miss it for anything.

    As a first-time visitor to the Boat Show, you're in for an awesome experience. I made a list of the things I learned while I was character-building; I hope you find it useful.

• DO dress in layers, starting with less than you think you'll need in February, and be prepared to peel. Walking, crowds and stale air all contribute to overheating.
• DON'T expect to whip through the show in a few hours. There are two full levels, and each one needs at least one slow round to do it justice. Besides, even out-of-towners run into friends, just like on the docks, and, just like on the docks, you don't want to be rushed.
• DO wear good deck- or other soft-soled shoes. You'll save your feet, but more importantly, many boat exhibitors will not allow you on board without them.
• DON'T take your children unless you absolutely can't find a way to go without them. They'll make you crazy, especially as the day progresses and you both get tired. You need both your hands and your brain free to enjoy the surroundings. Besides, remember how, when you take them to the supermarket, they ask, repeatedly, "Mommy can we buy this?" Picture it at the Boat Show.
• DO take a few coated aspirins the night before, and the morning of, the big event, especially if you have bad feet. They won't hurt you, and extended hours walking on solid concrete will; aspirin is the best anti-inflammatory I know.
• DON'T make instant buying decisions, unless you've already checked out the price and you know it's a bargain. It's easy to get caught up in the glitz-and-glamor at the show, and make spontaneous bad decisions. For big-ticket items, get a business card, written information or brochure, and sleep on it.
• DO bring your MLM - that's "money, lotsa money." There is plenty to spend it on, right on the floor, and two things can happen: you'll regret not having lots of cash, and you'll be surprised at how fast it goes. I spent ten dollars on old PY magazines alone!
• DON'T carry anything in - and that includes a purse, ladies. It's just extra baggage, and you'll be leaving with several pounds of literature, goods, and giveaways. I personally resort to a "pouch-pak," if I must.
• DO have a wonderful time. I'll see you there!